big line: @splurgeboys "if she wants to setlle down no joke, i will transform into a Usain Bolt"

there's a difference between (a) a woman (b) a wife find out here http://ping.fm/FZ6vM

Dwayne Tryumf - Sky News...BIG!!! http://ping.fm/pMLqg

http://ping.fm/10hK6

nobody send me a 'merry xmas' msg unless it actually has my name in it!!! real talk!!!

'spose i should say it... on second thoughts... 4get it!

jst herd funniest line on tv "i always wnted 2 b a cheat, but i'm jst too disorganised"...LMAO

i know blacberry's are standard CIA issue... iphones are toys! how come iphones only just leanrt how to copy and paste?

even more on timbo stealing beats... http://ping.fm/zu1B0

100% evidence... timbaland steals tracks!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4KX7SkDe4Q see 4 urself!

should be going to bradford tonight for another xmas jamboree lol - i hear talk of salsa... PASS!

big invitation only party happening this Friday!!! ovelry looking fwd to it!!!

NTZ Magazine Digital December issus out on 14th December... subscribe now email info@ntzmagazine.com with subject: 'subscribe'

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOTICE LADY GAGA IS A MESS... I'LL LEAVE NO COMMENT ON AX BURKE - http://ping.fm/xt318

Y CANT SOME PPL FUNCTION IN DEC...WHTS WRONG WITH PPL!!!!!!

has anyone been on www.itsalotmagazine.com lately? (do click if at @work - its a bit naughty) - hacked - thats a par!

watchin bianca simmone in So Solids new vid 'since u went away' MTV Base

why is it ppl keep telling me that iphone is better than blackberry... try using a iphone with one hand...

REAL TALK!!! RT this: 'can all performing artists stop wearing black on stage - on camera u disappear... specially if u are black!!! (*said while watching kano @ 1xtra live*)

am i the only one who thinks Cheryl Cole is aaarrrrd - she glass u in an argument over pretzels!

RT @DeejayLimit: RT @Skeamz_Muzik: How is a girl on jobseekers allowance gonna tell me shes a Diva ! <<

Ladies:: dont worry so much about finding the right man.. just be happy ur the right woman.. dats da key

#sidechickawareness when he wants to go raving he start arguements & storms out

#sidechickawareness he links u at 9pm leaves at 11pm

#sidechickawareness he NEVER meets you in his area!

interviewing Lucy Jones X Factor 2moro nite with @NTZmagazine - any Q's for me?

#isitfunnywhen someone takes a funny drop but ur the only one laughing and everyone else is just fighting it

everybody follow @biancasimmone uk's top model... & there's sense between her ears...lol

that 'Misfits' show on E4 is so good but so bad...where's my Bible?

tonight is the frst live music event i'm going to for a while - if the singers are pants I'M GONE!

looking for psychic... they'll know who i am and contact me...lol

why is it musicians, don't see themselves as a business & make the right moves, then complain when they don't make it?

why is it that some folks on FB think modelling requires nakedness... i dont need to see ur 'gibblets', try and see if i dont block you- stop attention seeking...r u kanye's sis!

wondering wether to get the new blackberry 9700... the fone is too sick!!!

can someone hurry up and introduce Lil' Wayne to Jesus pls!

Check this video out -- Epic fail - tightrope backflip http://ping.fm/bEhwi

@AkatrielOnline follow her! big funky singer..."On & On"

@Jamie Howard I have decided i'm dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and when the the kids yell "Trick or Treat", im gonna shout " I'ma let you finish but Christmas has the best presents and chocolate!!!

i dont watch x-factor to see quality acts..its all abt this http://ping.fm/oxjlW

this is classic... http://ping.fm/TTuKE

have u ever fancy a girl ...UNTIL you saw her facebook page?

Africans check this out...http://ping.fm/Ogkyc

just sowed a Blackberry, now i'm expecting my 100fold return

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (TO MY INBOX ONLY) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch but i dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you!.. My dare done! Now i dare you

this tune is a real banger... hold tight Scorcher http://ping.fm/Jb5xS

RT @DijanaD Wat do i think Cheryl & Alexandra's tunes. knw we facing a recession but the music yall making gone make it da gr8 depression

RT @OceanSF: #iheardbowwow still get breast feed by Jermaine Dupree

RT @keisha_buchanan: Dear Friends I'm sad to say that I am no longer apart of the Sugababes. < Keep ya head up hun xxx

Kanye Gets Kicked Off Bill Maher! - http://bit.ly/2IK1z

@DJTarget this guy is who u need or ur track B... http://ping.fm/9hyNI

@JamieHowardHaha Things Black people like - x-factor auditions

here is summers Funky Mix cd by Special Selexionz... http://tinyurl.com/funkyforthefunkofit

this is the funniest thing i have seen for TIME!!!!!!! http://ping.fm/uQESC