Uncle just told me he worked in a factory where cans that were returned cos they were out of date were just given new labels with new dates and sent back!

Just chillin with the fam, they used to eat some odd stuff back in the day... Condensed milk sandwiches!!! - on hard dried bread! WHAT!

Just seen brokeback eastenders 4 1st time in abt a yr, who's that black girl have they replaced chelsea? 4 the amnt of blk ppl that watch, there should be more

just having the birds eye curry chicken microwave meal for lunch...it tastes like 10 yr old bland crap!

£10 tckts low for Halo meets Lovers & Friends @ Firefly on sat 30th Jan - Special Selexionz/Hotsteppa/invasion crew plus more on deck http://ping.fm/laEbt

#childsLettertoGod dear God, do animals use You or is there somebody else for them

#childsLettertoGod dear God, did u mean to make giraffes like that or was it an accident

#childsLettertoGod dear God, i went to this wedding and they kissed right in church, is that ok

#childsLettertoGod dear God, when u made man the first time, did they work as good as they do now

#childsLettertoGod dear God, thank u for my baby brother but what i prayed for was a puppy

#childsLettertoGod dear God, i think my brother is a rat i think u should give him a tail

#childsLettertoGod dear God, i think the stapler is one of ur greatest inventions

#childsLettertoGod dear God, if u watch me on church this sunday i'll show u my nu shoes

#childsLettertoGod dear God, in sunday school they told us what u do, who does it when ur on vacation?

#childsLettertoGod dear God, did u really mean do unto others as they do unto u. Because if u did i'm gonna fix my brother

#LettertoGod dear God, pls put another holiday between xmas & easter. There is nothing good in there now

@NTZMagazine's launch Party ::Tribal Magz & Akatriel PA - DJS:Special Selexionz/DR Cosmic& Fatz plus more - http://ping.fm/ZXuWF

ltd £10 tickets get urs quick! http://ping.fm/cpqQi

Halo meets Lovers & Friends @ Firefly on sat 30th Jan - Special Selexionz/Hotsteppa/invasion crew plus more on deck http://ping.fm/BXTMw

y havent guys learnt that skinny jeans are $%£^ http://theokellogroup.com/NTZmagazine/NTZ_magazine_digital_001.html

every woman isnt a wife... http://ping.fm/mtXZv

pretty girl spreads HIV on purpose...http://ping.fm/zugEG

This chick in the film just said 'singing is my fav type of music' talk abt dupid!

NTZ Magazine launch party at Escucha- thurs 18th feb Tribal Magz Pa!!! Get ur tickets now!

Sms hi tek in this biscuit!

NTZ Magazine launch party at Escucha- thurs 18th feb Tribal Magz Pa!!! Get ur tickets now!

@NTZMagazine's launch Party ::Tribal Magz & Akatriel PA - DJS:Special Selexionz/DR Cosmic& Fatz plus more - http://ping.fm/ZXuWF

NTZ Magazine's launch Party ::Tribal Magz & Akatriel PA - DJS:Special Selexionz/DR Cosmic& Fatz plus more - http://ping.fm/QjgMW

i need to learn some of these dance moves...http://ping.fm/BXH5v

Biggest Music Video i've seen in a while! http://ping.fm/8rpaI